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jueves, noviembre 16, 2006

Prefiero a Los Perros Que a Las Mujeres

EL MEJOR AMIGO DEL HOMBRE !!!

Tu perro no llora.
Tu perro adora que tus amigos te visiten.
A tu perro no le molesta que uses su shampoo.
Tu perro piensa que cantas bien.
Cuanto mas tarde llegues, mas se alegra tu perro de
verte.
Tu perro te perdona si juegas con otros perros.
Tu perro no se da cuenta si le dices el nombre de
otro perro.
Los perros piensan que los eructos son divertidos.
Los perros aman la carne roja.
Todo el mundo puede tener un perro bonito.
Si tu perro es hermoso, los otros perros no lo
odian.

Los perros no van de compras.
Tu perro adora que dejes cosas tiradas en el suelo.
El caracter de tu perro es el mismo todo el mes.
Tu perro nunca necesita "examinar la relacion".
Los padres de tu perro nunca te visitan.
Tu perro adora los paseos en coche.
Tu perro entiende que los instintos son mejores que
preguntar direcciones.
Los perros no odian su cuerpo.
Los perros no critican.
Los perros nunca esperan regalos.
Es legal mantener encadenado un perro.
Los perros no usan tu ropa.
Los perros nunca necesitan un "masaje de pies".
Tu perro te encuentra divertido cuando estas ebrio.
Los perros no hablan.
Los perros no son maliciosos.
Los perros rara vez viven mas que tu.


P.D. A las mujeres que han leido esto y no les ha causado gracia y se han enojado, les cuento que los perros tampoco se enojan.-

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